I SAW ZAYN MALIK (outfit B).

This kid at orientation looked like Zayn Malik, except not really, he had a lighter skin tone and lighter color hair. This post will bite me in the ass one day. 

I consider you a whore…

if you are dating someone and cheat. You are a whore if you knowingly ruined a relationship. You are a prostitute (defined by Webster)


Not when you have sex with a number of people.

Got my money

Gamestop returned my money bitch.

Buying a PSP

I feel so wasteful. I should have just asked someone for an old one they aren’t using anymore. It’s better than buying them from buisnaaaaz. Gotta return this psp to gamestop now!

Meet my new significant other.

Never felt shittier. Ever. 

Things I lost and gained from getting into a car accident.

Lost

  • The neff watch that disappeared after the force of impact took it off for me
  • My natural tendency to like driving
  •  Sunglasses that I was wearing during time of incident
  • Starbucks double shot I bought on my way to school
  • My driving privileges

Gained

  •  A bruise on the side of my right knee which is probably from the flying watch
  • A bruise caused by the tension of the seat belt on my chest
  • A single red dot on my forehead from unknown cause
  • Messed up wrist
  • A totaled car that may never be fixed


 Le sigh.

Things I want to do.

Just be alone for a while. No one but me and no thoughts in my head  would be nice. 

There where at woodfield and it was cold as fuck outside.

Meaning no customers. :]

The odds are in my favor

I’m working tomorrow when Kardashians are going to be at Macy’s. Chances are people will be high to go see them and visit Forever 21 high as fuck. [sarcasm] Sooooo excited [sarcasm]


Please,

someone come here and just fuck me because my brain will be dead by then. 

Mom put 60 dollars in my account.

Oh why. ._. 

asker

Anonymous asked: how many AP's did you take in high school? and congrats on GPPA!!! That's amazing! That's my top choice as well. Any advice on classes, grades, etc?

1. AP’s 8 in total

  • United States’ History
  • Psychology
  • Physics B
  • Biology
  • English Composition and Language
  • Chemistry
  • Art History
  • Calculus AB


Advice

1. School always comes first. If you go out and drink, sober up and do your shit. Don’t even drink, smoke, or do drugs for that face. I’ll be honest, getting suspended at Northside doesn’t mean anything. Nothing goes on your record, and teachers just see it as a teenager thing. Your young. A job comes after school work. Extra-curricular comes after school work. If it takes all night, take all night. Do what you want, but make sure you still put the trophy in the trophy case.

2. Never push anyone down, Literally and figuratively. Never cheat. Teachers HATE cheaters. Do your own work. Never rely on someone to give you the answers or tell you if there is a quiz or not. Study your ass off. Freshman-first half of senior year, my head is in the right direction. Have a goal and reach it. Keep your ties, everybody is important. The weirdest person may become the most important person in your life. 

3. Don’t let others get to you. Modesty is the best policy. Keep it on the down low. No one likes the kid who rubs his A in your face, because next thing you know that A stands for Asshole. Do what you want. Don’t let others think of you as dumb because you took 3 AP’s. Let’s face it standards are fucked up. Set a high goal and aim for it. Go for a perfect score! Be confident. 

Balancing act.

Hey bitch

Fuck you and your rompers bitch.
Also, the amazing amount of,  ”Do you work here?”

 … No I fold these fucking pants for the shits and giggles.
You all are savages.  

Awkward

My parents think everything I do is fruitless.